Dedicated to the allegorical manumission of the oppressed through the acquisition of unloved farm animals and discarded military hardware.

Our two-fold mission is to is acquire military hardware, preferably quite broken so that we don't hurt ourselves or others, which we can then store it in cardboard boxes in the attic, and to befriend farm animals who may wish to come home with us and do, well, farm animal things. Our activities are all performed under the umbrella of a strict doctrine of empty bravado as a tool for conflict avoidance.